Veteran Veritas » Jokes/ Economy http://veteranveritas.com Hang out for combat veterans and families. Wed, 04 Mar 2015 09:28:29 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.1.1 Post Labor Day Fun http://veteranveritas.com/?p=115 http://veteranveritas.com/?p=115#comments Tue, 08 Sep 2009 08:40:18 +0000 http://tucsoncitizen.com/veteranveritas/?p=115 Continue reading Post Labor Day Fun →]]> Now that everyone returned on time from a long weekend at the beach lets dip right into the cold cruel world of the 9-5 grind with some hard core observations about our splendid economy.

Having worked as a commercial real estate manager for 31 years, I remain in the loop of many real estate newsletters and publications. These nuggets come to us by way of Bob Bass, a well known Real Estate Attorney in Arizona.

THE TOP 10 INDICATORS THAT THE ECONOMY IS BAD

10. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

9. I got a pre-delcined credit card in the mail

8. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank

7. Hot wheels and Matchbook cars companies are now trading higher than GM stock

6. McDonalds is selling the quarter ouncer

5. Beverly Hills nannies are learing their children’s names

4. The most highly paid job is now jury duty

3. Motel 6 will not leave the lights on for you

2. The Mafia is laying off judges

And the number one indicator that the economy is bad.…

1. The bank returns your check marked, “insufficient funds” and you have to call them to ask
if they meant yours or theirs?

Feel free to add your own doozies.

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